So as you may know, I packed my bags after hearing that I won VIP passes to go see Wonder Girls, 2PM and JYP! I had an extra pass that was going to vii and Juicy decided to come along for the ride! I made some quick notes during the road trip. I left Toronto to drive to Waterloo at 4:30pm    and arrived in Waterloo for 5:30pm   . We had dinner at 6:00pm    then left Waterloo at 7:00pm    to begin the AWESOMENESS.

DAY 1
10:00pm	Crossing the US border!
12:40am	We just left the state of NY to enter PA?
1:00am	WTF service stations are plentiful on the way.. BUT WHY AREN’T THEY OPEN?! Why would a McDonalds here close?
1:30am	Toll booth guy gypped us 75¢ AMERICAN. That’s 96¢ Canadian!
2:00am	Auburn, New York is by far the SCARIEST place I’ve been to
2:30am	In Homer, New York there are many signs that give warning to COWS crossing
3:00am	20 minutes away from NYC. Looking for food. Have not eaten since 6:00pm. Should’ve stopped at IHOP. Why isn’t anything open?
3:30am	aznkid runs a red light
3:40am	Toll booth guy will not take my Canadian money. He asked if I had any "regular dollars". Hilarity ensues for quite some time
4:00am	NYC SUCKS. WHY ARE THE FOOD PLACES CLOSED?!
4:10am	vii suggests we eat at a vendor. He pronounces it "ven-dore". Also said "unit" like "you-neet"
4:15am	After Juicy laughs at Viet’s Engrish, he says "shower" like "sho-er". God, we’re tired.
4:30am	We finally find an open restaurant called Venus. Juicy orders a Muenster burger. We had to ask what Muenster was. Waiter asks if I want home fries. I ask him what corn fries are
5:00am	Is it even possible to get a hotel here? I think we will sleep in the car. We will shower at Juicy’s friends place in the morning
5:30am	We find a shady looking motel in Jersey. Let’s check rates
5:40am	They have hourly rates. Shady. Who cares, we’re tired. We enter the wrong room. Bed was DISGUSTING. Mess everywhere. Toilet full of pee. We slowly back out. We find our proper room. We were told 2 person maximum occupancy SEVERAL times. Juicy hides in car. We tell him to join us in the room. He decides to sleep in the back instead
6:30am	I finally sleep. Never did I think I would drive to Waterloo, and then 9 hours to NYC
DAY 2
8:20am	vii’s alarm goes off
8:45am	I did not fall back asleep after the alarm so I got up to shower and get sexy for Wonder Girls. I slept less than 1.5hrs. FML
9:15am	I wake Juicy up from the back seat of my car. He showers
9:45am	We’re all showered. LET’S HIT THE ROAD. MTV has requested we show up NO LATER than 1:00pm   . We leave Jersey to drive to Newport. We park the car at Newport mall. $22 for parking at this crappy mall. Eep. SUBWAY TIME!
12:25pm	We arrive to MTV Studios. There is a rapper outside handing out autographed CDs. He claims to be the best rapper in New York. After I refuse to donate, he takes his CD back.
12:35pm	We decide to line up rather than get breakfast. Why are we even lining up? We have VIP. We entertain their request. Juicy lines up in the regular lineup to see if he can get in
12:45pm	JYP employee takes a picture of me and vii in line
1:15pm	I run into whataboutadam and meekakitty in the lineup. Adam flew from Northern Ireland to see the Wonder Girls. Anyone remember their Nobody Ukelele Version?
1:20pm	MTV employee asks me to ask 2PM a rehearsed question
1:30pm	I get interviewed for MTV Iggy about Wonder Girls
1:45pm	Wonder Girls camera man asks me to record a snippet about them
2:30pm	Finally get into the studio. IT’S FREEZING. I have a quick chat with johnnydorama
2:40pm	I am recognized in line as the cereal eater off YouTube
3:00pm	PERFORMANCES START. MY LIFE IS FULL OF WIN. FRONT ROW, BABY! Some girl Alice tries to bribe me and vii with candy
3:15pm	Juicy manages to run to the front of line. He’s the last one in. Everyone else has to watch from the Jumbotron
3:30pm	I am asked to move to the side. I am too tall. 5′9" too tall? DAMN YOU SMALL FAN GIRLS
4:00pm	EVERYONE GET YOUR CAMERAS! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO RECORD "NOBODY"! Make sure to click "HQ" on the video because the quality is otherwise terrible MTV Iggy’s Official Footage:
4:30pm	I yell out asking YooBin to marry me but she doesn’t respond. It’s been 12 hours since I’ve consumed food and I’m running on less than 1.5 hours of sleep. I have so much adrenaline I don’t care. Juicy and vii proceed to discuss every guy they would like to drop kick in the studio. Who can blame them? I’d kick in the teeth of the "Gee" singing asswipe too
5:00pm	I am seated so close to the Wonder Girls. 10cm I SWEAR. They smell good. SoHee’s body is covered in goosebumps. How come to mic pouch on the back of their dress is so ghetto? They’re all crooked and off centred
5:15pm	I prepare to ask my question to 2PM. Producer pulls me aside to turn my aznkid.com tshirt inside out ): On the bright side, he told me listened to my "So Hot" cover and loved it
5:30pm	I’m on TV asking the question! I rep Canada! I feel bad because I had to talk to 2PM looking past the Wonder Girls. I hope they don’t think I honestly travelled for 2PM
5:45pm	Session is over. Everyone gets to have handshakes and high fives with Wonder Girls, 2PM and JYP. Peep the homegirl in the back! UNNNGHHH!
5:50pm	I give props to JYP for being THE SHIT
6:00pm	Special VIP meet and greet session begins. 2PM’s Taecyeon shouts out, "Hey Kevin from Canada!"
6:10pm	Get to have a quick word and handshake with each member of Wonder Girls and 2PM. We leave the studios. johnnydorama suggests eating at TGIFridays
6:15pm	We get our goodie bag from MTV. IT IS SO GOOD. T-Shirt, hat, necklace, The Wonder Years, So Hot, and an autographed copy of The Wonder Years Trilogy
6:40pm	WOW. This TGIFridays is EXPENSIVE. $20 for normal burgers? CRAZY
7:00pm	I have my first sip of nourishment in 14.5 hours
7:30pm	I have my first bite in 15 hours. It happens to be a STEAK. johnnydorama is on the phone with matteo. Apparently they refer to me as "The cereal eating mother fucker"
7:45pm	johnnydorama, the steak eating mother fucker decides to baller it up and pay for my meal along with my three friends. He met me, Vii and Juicy the same day. He didn’t even meet the other friend! THAT IS MADDDDD GENEROUS! THANK YOU AGAIN! We roam NYC
8:30pm	Let’s take the train back to Newport!
10:30pm	After a Starbucks run, we decide to head back to Waterloo. Thanks for the Frappucino, mustardpink! vii takes the first leg
11:00pm	aznkid falls asleep
2:30am	aznkid wakes up
3:30am	aznkid takes over the wheel
4:30am	We stop for American Tim Hortons. We get a GIANT medium coffee with our breakfast. Their breakfast sandwich is big. Their XL coffee is like a McDonalds soda
7:00am	I HAVE ARRIVED BACK TO WATERLOO! When should I go back to Toronto?

Stay tuned for MTV Iggy footage!

Random Notes:
The Wonder Girls are much prettier in person
Their English is good! Easy to understand everything they’re trying to say. It’s adorable!
SunYe and YeEun were the friendliest with SunMi and SoHee coming next, then last is YooBin which dispapointing because she’s my favourite (although she was still nice.. just not as nice)
Wonder Girls perform flawlessly EVERY SINGLE TIME (Some songs had to be performed 2 or 3 times)
SoHee sings better than I thought
4 foot Jaebeom from 2PM thinks he’s the hottest shit on earth
JYP was flirting hard with MTV host SuChin

So I got a phone call today from MTV Iggy and they told me I won VIP passes to see the Wonder Girls in NYC @ MTV Studios! SEE YOU WHEN I GET BACK!